SHOWS

SPRING 2026:

“A Long Hard Thing: An Arduous Journey Through the Jungle”

Nipple! The Show

4/17, Doors 7:30 PM, Show 8:00 PM
A Montage
@ Definition Theater

Tickets
Hail Hale: A Tribute to Melina

4/24, Doors 7:30 PM, Show 8:00 PM
A Murder Mystery
@ Definition Theater

Tickets
Squirrel's Gotta Nut

5/1, Doors 7:30 PM, Show 8:00 PM
A Spokane
@ Definition Theater

Tickets
Gooooooooooooood Boy

5/8, Doors 7:30 PM, Show 8:00 PM
A Play
@ Definition Theater

Tickets

do you miss infomercials about onion choppers, watching perverts go down on to catch a predator, or seeing a man land balls first on a seesaw on Americas Funniest Home Videos?

GET READY FOR OFF-OFF CAMPUS’ 2nd EVER SHOW AT THE SECOND CITY: Ho

Does pickle ketchup in the dining halls make you MAD? Does it confuse you? Does it ENRAGE you? Does it drive you CRAZY? Do you not have a lot of thoughts about it?

THIS FRIDAY 10/24 come see Generation 39 perform their final GOSSIP ARMANDO in OFF-OF

Sexy, silly, and minimally controversial, Off-Off Campus is back at it again with Generation 39's sketch season. With a smattering of improv and an arsenal of wardrobe changes you wouldn't believe, they're bringing you scenes that *demand* to be seen

OFF-OFF CAMPUS PRESENTS: GENERATION 40!!!!!!!!!!

AUDITIONS START TODAY and END TOMORROW from 7-10PM. First/second years welcome. Show up at 7PM at Cobb 425 to sign up for a 10 minute time slot (or DM us and we'll get you a slot) then come back at your allotted time. Auditions happen in pairs, so yo

By alllllllllllll means, DON'T audition for Off-Off Campus Tues. & Wed. 9/30-10/1 from 7:00 PM in Cobb Hall. It's probably more fun than you can handle anyways 🙄

And DEFINITELY don't come to our workshop TONIGHT at 8:00 PM in Cobb Hall. I mean,

Your prayers will be answered. TONIGHT!

For just $0, come watch us beat the shit out of each other in front of incoming first years. Friday at 8PM in Mandel Hall.